A few words of wisdom from an unknown source

Martin O"Malley is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
Yea, though I walk close to the Valley of the Bread Line, I shall not go hungry.
O"Malley has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income,
Surely poverty and hard living will follow me over the rest of the days of my life.
The Republicans and I will live in rented houses forever.
But I am glad I am an American,
I am glad I am free,
But, I wish I was a dog,
And Martin O"Malley was a tree!!

I was very amused by this email. I hope everyone else is too.